Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl
is anyone even aware of how difficult it is being a femme lesbian who likes femme lesbians? you’ll reel in 3 guys and a butch lesbian
My life in a nutshell!
This is the hardest thing in the world to live by.
College is a wonderful place<3 I never want to graduate lmfao
but I’m so glad you’re doing well! I’m okay, getting ready for my own year of college lol
There’s 1500 of you that follow me. Where are my messages/anons? I’m bored. Ask me things!
Factory resetting my iPad because I haven’t used it in 53 weeks and forgot my passcode and got locked out for all eternity… this is why I fucking hate apple products.