ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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do-what-makes-you-happpyyy:

smilebecauseitsbeautiful:

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catsandcunts:

is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl

is anyone even aware of how difficult it is being a femme lesbian who likes femme lesbians? you’ll reel in 3 guys and a butch lesbian

THIS

My life in a nutshell!

This is the hardest thing in the world to live by.

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  • AnonymousHey Taylor! Remember that anon who was super worried about college oh well that's me. College is super cool! How are you doing beautiful human being?
  • College is a wonderful place<3 I never want to graduate lmfao

    but I’m so glad you’re doing well! I’m okay, getting ready for my own year of college lol

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There’s 1500 of you that follow me. Where are my messages/anons? I’m bored. Ask me things!

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Factory resetting my iPad because I haven’t used it in 53 weeks and forgot my passcode and got locked out for all eternity… this is why I fucking hate apple products.

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